About Us

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Hey Toasties! My name is Missy! I'm Mad Crazy! I love spooky creepy stuff, and a total Nerd! I'm obsessed with researching and learning about things. I love a very big variety of music from Pink Floyd to Jason Mraz to Elton John and lots in-between!  I'm a mama of 2 and a wifey to an amazing hubby! I have two fur babies Dakota and Kaiser that I'm obsessed with! I'm also obsessed with food! Adulting sucks so come listen to me be the nerdy goofball weirdo that I am! Welcome to our shenanigans!

We are two spooky ghouls, high school besties just sipping on adult beverages, talking about true crime, the paranormal, and debating theories. Grab your drink of choice, get comfy, open your ear holes, and enjoy our Toasted Shenanigans! We highly encourage our Toasties to visit the suggestion box below! We absolutely freakin' love y'all!

Hey Y'all… I guess this is where I’m supposed to tell you my name is Johnsie and about how “awesome” I am. That I am one spookith bitch… who is oddly obsessed with Ozzy Osbourne, pickles, Funko Pops, cooking, reading, all things horror, and collecting weird dead shit. Clearly, I’m a sucker for true crime and conspiracy theories. My life revolves around my adorable fur babies, Figaro – my wiener pup, Ozzy and Barnabas – my fatty ratties, and I have this pretty cool fiancé and teenage daughter. I adult because I have to… but really, I’m just a socially awkward, goofball. All in all, I’m just like y’all… the world could use more weirdos like us. So, here’s to us, let’s get toasted! 🖤